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Virgin Piña Colada
Coconut cream and pineapple, blended into vacation — no passport or proof required.
How to order it: Fresh pineapple, real coconut cream, crushed ice. Umbrella mandatory.
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The recipe
- 2 oz coconut cream
- 3 oz pineapple juice
- ½ oz lime juice
- Blend with crushed ice
- Pineapple wedge; umbrella mandatory
The story
Puerto Rico takes the piña colada seriously enough to have declared it the island's official drink in 1978, and seriously enough to sustain a decades-long dispute over its invention — the Caribe Hilton credits its bartender Ramón "Monchito" Marrero with creating it in 1954, while the Barrachina restaurant in Old San Juan maintains a rival claim. Both versions depend on cream of coconut, commercialized in mid-century Puerto Rico as Coco López. The virgin rendition is barely a concession: pineapple and coconut were always the headliners, and the rum mostly supplied plausible deniability. Blended over ice, it remains vacation in liquid form — proof, so to speak, that escapism never actually required any.
Classic variation
The Virgin Piña Colada is a riff on a classic. Meet the original:
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